Bellybutton Crouton

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.

Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.

by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019

bellybutton fucker

when one is fat enough that the bellybutton is surrounded in fat and belly button has enough fat surrounding it for it to become large enough to stick a penis into the hole and fuck it.

i don't know if i am fucking a vagina or a bellybutton but it feels damn good... i am a bellybutton fucker

by smashedflat January 12, 2008

Bellybutton porridge

The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.

Make sure you wash all your Orifice’s to prevent bellybutton porridge from accumulating

by Pink Enstink June 13, 2021

Bellybutton Handle

When a man or woman has his/ her love handles gripped while their “Outie”bellybutton is sucked.

I used to be subconscious about my outie until Vanessa went down on me and pulled my shirt up last night and gave me a bellybutton handle. It was exhilarating! Almost better than head itself.

by SamuraixBlvck February 20, 2022

asshole to bellybutton

A situation where a room is so filled with people that where ever you turn, your stomach is pushing up against some persons ass. This is more common in a squished line of people with very little room in between every one.

"It was so fucking crowded in that line outside. It could have easily been Asshole to Bellybutton"

by YourButtUglyMama December 12, 2013

bellybutton basketball

Of or relating to masturbation.

I shot and scored a 3-pointer after playing bellybutton basketball on my bed.

by Bradley John Young November 12, 2006

Bellybutton Hunting

The act of looking for women wearing clothing that exposes the midriff with a group of cronies. When one is found, run her through with javelins right through the belly button. Then cum on the wound. Note: This activity is highly frowned upon by most Western and Eastern cultures.

Isaiah: Sam, grab the guys and let's go bellybutton hunting.

Sam: Okay! Look, there's a girl whose midriff is exposed!

Isaiah, Sam and the guys stab the girl with javelins and then cum on the wound. Old people gather 'round and frown.

by iSand January 26, 2012