When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014
When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.
by the_grimace December 9, 2006
Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.
Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.
by JeffreyJCook October 23, 2007
terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.
by stephen q September 6, 2009
Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.
by The Sexual Spartan August 19, 2009
The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.
Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?
Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
by lightninglegs October 17, 2011