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Beardy is a badass mofo, MEMBER OF THE EVERLASTING PACT ITSELF, ALONG WITH PACT BROTHERS CARZY AND DEADMAN ( + DAZ ). Good at rolling amongst other things and has a mucho coolio brother called Monkey MAD MONKEY MONKEY. As Daz would say BEAAARRRRDEEEE
"Who's that over there?"
"Thats HELLUVA MOFO BADASS BEARDY FROM DEFINITIVE!"
"TRUE!"
Beardy by Carzy August 5, 2004
A man who has one heck of an awesome beard, and it suits him.
"Looking Good! Being beardy suits you."
Beardy by ReallySmartGinger October 7, 2015

Beardy McBaoMa

This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!

"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah

"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa
Beardy McBaoMa by jluu November 24, 2016

beardy mcfuck

that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.

Beardy McBeardo 

Someone that has a lot of beard. Friends are usually quietly jealous of him.
Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne
Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.
Beardy McBeardo by coffee1 September 12, 2010

Beardy Weirdy 

A strange gentleman with a beard to demonstrate his weirdness.

The Beard of Weird generally has a passion for mundane activities... namely train spotting and household insurance.

Many flashers and exhibitionists wear a green macintosh and sport a beard highlighting that they are from weird.
That strange Guy from Guildford, he is the beard of weird. A real Beardy Weirdy.