The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

badeng

A filipino term for gayshit but with other dialect.

Poru, Rem and Wincest are badeng.

by NoSSR January 29, 2018

Baylen

The storm and fire and ice, and he is wonderful. He will protect you no matter what. Most people have friends that they don't really trust, but when it comes to Baylen, they'd confess to murder. He is the most trustworthy person available. He's almost always single, even though he gives the best relationship advice.

So, naturally, he is the saddest. He won't show it to save his life, but he is.

Note: don't confuse this with the girl Baylen, it's one of those names that can be boy or girl. This is the boy one.

That guy was really awesome. Must've been Baylen.

by 000000000000007 October 26, 2013

Brayden Spradling

Daddy

He is Brayden Spradling

by DaddyWaddyPaddyBaddy March 8, 2021

brayden point

Brayden Point is a great hockey player. He is a big reason Tampa won the stanley cup in 2020

Did you know Tampa Bay won the stanley cup in 2020?
Yeah cause of Brayden Point.

by Whehhe November 27, 2021

baylen levine

the sexiest, most inspirational, youtber. who loves shrek, pirates, spider-man, star wars (luke sucks btw) and he hates vaping.

guy 1: hey you wanna hit my juul
guy 2: fuck no man, do you watch baylen levine? FRICK VAPE

by benitez.mateys May 30, 2020

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008