Bakewell tart

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart

He gave me a really good Bakewell tart last night!

by rareritings May 7, 2022

cherry bakewell

To stick a bare arse in someone’s face whilst that person is being unwilling pinned to the ground. The act normally leaves smearing of shit on the nose thus being likened to a cherry bakewell cake.

Pin him down and I will give him a cherry bakewell.

by harryBishop1983 December 18, 2021