Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 6, 2021

The Babylonian Breadstick

A sexual act where sandpaper is rubbed on the man's penis until it bleeds before penetration

Rob: Dude, my girlfriend did The Babylonian Breadstick on me last night.
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!

by fucboi98000 August 31, 2016

Anti-Babylonian

Against Babylon, against bitches, "guidos"(machoes), hustlers and (especially "Jersey") whores, against pansexualism(especially male bi- and homosexuals), against the police abusing the Gladio state terrorism surveillance state at least since PNAC's "new Pearl Harbor", against corporate slavery(e.g. private prisons), mental slavery and wage slavery, against casinocapitalism(so called "neo-liberalism"), against the historically falsified Mafia monopoly based prohibition scheme that keeps the banking cartels like HSBC banging the drug war drum by the means of lobbyism(capitalist fascism), while profiting from tax-free black market money channels. Against the Mammonist "god" state.
Against non-fatal sentences for child rapists.

Rastas are anti-babylonian by definition. A Raggamuffin or a Rudeboi is often mentally manipulated by the Babylonian Whore and her cock-sucking cocaine addicted priests.

by VectorNectar September 1, 2013

Indoctrinated Babylonian

A Trump Supporter building a tower to their god, Donald Trump.

An Indoctrinated Babylonian thinks Kyle Rittenhouse is a Patriot.

by thatswhatshesaid41 September 25, 2020

How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?

A funny sentence used to start up a conversation.

*Two people walk up to each other*
Randy: Hey Joe!
Joe: Hey! How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?

by MeTooSad December 8, 2020

How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?

A funny sentence used to start up a conversation.

* two people walk up to each other*
Randy: "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Hey! How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?"

by MeTooSad December 8, 2020

Bazalonian

A unique language that appears similiar to English, yet has it's own words and structural grammar. Bazalonian is spoken by any individual who appears to mis-spell or typo words and/or uses unusual grammar frequently in either real time chat or other written forms of communication.

"Got get me started on the yank masterage of the english language you knuckleheads, your so ognored." Is a good sample of Bazalonian in action.

by Bazag November 5, 2009