Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.

Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!

by bonehead wigglebutt October 4, 2010

ass goblin

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.

Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.

by Lewis316 March 22, 2004

ass goblin

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.

I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin

by mijam January 16, 2004

ass goblin

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.

Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.

by shotybounce April 23, 2009

Ass Goblins

When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...

Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!

by Tom the a$$hole July 1, 2008

Ass Goblin

Any person who likes taking it anally or give anal, while scatting,"shitting" on each other in denial.

Michael just bent Raybones over and made him take it, gosh their such ass goblins!

by freckles, milkman,big daddy January 12, 2008

ass goblin

is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo

ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.

by don poz juan February 25, 2009