Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!

Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.

Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!

by nmajor89 September 24, 2016

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.

Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

by I, Wreckerrr December 08, 2020

Ass-burgers Syndrome

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011

Dank ass burger

A really high quality burger!!!!!!

Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?

by DankAssBurger March 08, 2017

mean ass burger

a reaally good burger

Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.

by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011

Krystal Ass-Burgers

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".

You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.

by @Tex February 03, 2019