Asif 

A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!

Asif needs to sleep really badly!

Asif by mkhan December 30, 2007

Asif 

Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.

Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!

Asif by Ghat09 December 14, 2010

Asif 

A man who seeks sexual relations with a child

Why are you being such a asif

Asif by Lord duck August 15, 2017

asif 

The coolest guy in world everyone loves him and he will be the reachest guy in.
the world have the power of superman

"asif"you are so awesome

asif by BabyNatan February 6, 2018

Asif 

Ugly looking person Dark skin loves coffee

Hi I’m Asif

Asif by Moeyyy11344 March 13, 2018

Asif 

An absolute stud, sex machine of the highest order. When women see him they swoon and beg for his attention.

Look at that Asif he's so amazing
He looks like an Asif

Asif by Qassssim November 12, 2019

Asif 

A guy who got sued 750k by Paypal and 1mil by Commonwealth for making an underage bank account lmfao

FREEDOM FOR ASIF

Asif by fasdfadf October 18, 2020