Let see just say, this man is very talented. Smart as hell and brags about it all the time. He might annoy the hell out of u but u can't stay mad at him forever( at least I hope). Might be a little (a lot) stupid or retarded and never uses common sense but doesn't care. He just wants to be himself and only himself( what can I say). Loves himself to the limit (but not more than his madre. Can do whatever he wants whenever he wants and loves by his teachers. Very friendly and can play (foot) ball like a beast. That's Armando for u smart retarded hyper and talented. But most of all the sexiest man on the planet
Who is that? - random immigrant 1
Idk but he looks pretty stupid but smart at the same time- random immigrant 2
Then it is and Armando, those basturds. - random immigrant 1
by Mondo8144 May 11, 2017
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He is the best dad ever.If ur dads name is Armando u are the luckiest person.He will never give up on u.he is funny and nice.He may have been through a lot and be sad from the inside but will never show it.He will always love his family. Armando is just the best 1.) Dad 2.) Husband 3.) Friend 4.) Uncle 5.)son!.<3 they are someone u would never want to lose in ur life.
Armando is the best.
by Ihatemylife<3 February 6, 2022
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He is a real weird dude. He is short. Every night at this certain time he always gets in sad nigga hours. All the girls that he talks to say they remind them of their lil brother. He ruined the human race one time because he had a one night stand and created a demon child. He runs really fast though. I guess you could say he is a cool dude. No homo or hetero though.
His penis is short but he can go fast , its just like armando
by Bixch December 3, 2018
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Armando is where you get all your Ramen from. He eats Ramen like he eats his booty. If you touch Armandos ramen then... you dead.
Look at armando eat that ramen
Yeah he slurp it like me
by Judgejudy December 3, 2018
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BIG player, Usually Mexican. Tells girls that he "loves them" But really he's just trying to get with them. Once he has sex with you he WILL leave you not long after you 'do it'. He leaves all his girlfriends heartbroken. And he most likely wont even care about your feelings. No matter what DON'T trust anything he says.
Brandon " Hey Armando, aren't you with Brittney?"
Armando " Uhhhm, Who's Brittney?"
Brandon " The girl you took to your house yesterday.."
Armando " what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know her!!"
by CanyonCountryGiiiirl September 4, 2009
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Weird ass mother fucker thats built like the cinnamon from apple jacks and looks like a mf broccoli.
Hey Fuck you Armando, Broccoli head ass mf
by sodjwodo November 22, 2021
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noun
1. one who writes stream-of-consciousness essays.
2. a seemingly obtuse and emotionally inarticulate boy too afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants that he just stands by silently; a wallflower.
1.
j: 'what is this essay?! sounds like someone was just writing exactly what came into their head!"
t: 'oh, its armando'
j: 'ahh.'

2.
may: 'why won't he return my calls? i want to explain!'
june: 'forget him, he's just being an armando. there are plenty more fish in the sea!'
by godSHIT August 13, 2011
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