A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.
AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
by bobcat10101 December 5, 2013
Get the ap biology student mug.A relatively easy class with lots of material to cover. If you are good at memorizing lots of facts, then you should get an A in the class and pass the exam in May. The best students get between A's and C's on their tests, while everybody else fails, even with the curve. The teacher will either suck and teach you right, or be pretty awesome and not know more about it than you do.
AP Student 1: What did you get on the last AP Biology test?
AP Student 2: I failed it...
AP Student 1: Oh, well I got 100% on it because of the curve.
AP Student 2: It was curved?
AP Student 2: I failed it...
AP Student 1: Oh, well I got 100% on it because of the curve.
AP Student 2: It was curved?
by Asian Nerd December 4, 2011
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A time consuming, yet easily memorized class that creates a lasting impression on the student. The class is filled with minutia and bio jokes. The AP Exam is laughably easy and is an insult to the intelligence of all AP Biology students.
by Semplase November 14, 2006
Get the AP Biology mug.A soul crushing, black hole of doom. It will leave you feeling empty and sleepless. DO NOT TAKE THE CLASS. YOU WILL DIE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
cause of death: AP biology.
by Bill Buttlicker8675389 May 15, 2016
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ap biology with campbell and reece
say its not bad but it makes me weeze
enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
ap biology with campbell and reece
say its not bad but it makes me weeze
enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
man that antoinette sure does know her loop of henle & she got acronyms for the kreb cycle like, all children in kenya see super flying monkeys often, but god she pulled another all nighter, well thats what she gets for taking the AP bio class.
by bio biotch April 30, 2005
Get the ap biology mug.a flaming hell hole of a class that will result in dropping gpas absolutely no sleep labs that don’t even make sense as someone who is taking ap bio please please please do NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. if u think ur all though and smart and “bIolOgy WaS sO eAsY” yes well this class ISNT. i’ve lost all my sanity and friends i get 0.00 hours of sleep and the highest i’ve made in a test is a 68. let’s go ap bio!
student 1: hey dude are you okay?
student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.
student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself
student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.
student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself
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