Andrei

That one kid who always laughs at his own jokes when no one else does. And they always catch onto a joke as soon as it's dead, and if it isn't already dead, it dies. The most unfunny person you will ever come across. Also says retarded shit.

Andrei: "Says a joke"
Also Andrei: *laughs hysterically*
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
also
Andrei: "Can you pray in a coma?"
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"

Andrei by slatt!^* December 20, 2019

Andrei

Andrei is a guy that wants to marry you.

Girl 1: "A guy asked me to marry him today."

Girl 2: "He must be an Andrei."

Andrei by Mushkaaaa October 21, 2011

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Andrei

Someone who is ridiculously mentally autistic, this decease is diagnosed with HIV laced with cocaine. This unidentified specie has a laugh close to a hyena.Once you hear this laugh you get a instant autistic attack.
(special info) It's only known weakness is a bitch named Aby. Issa hoe.

(insert feminist) "Look at that Andrei, such a retard."
(insert Andrei patient) "OMG i am offended, i will call daddy Andrei on your flat pancakes ass!"

Andrei by Yo Nigga, Tyrone January 1, 2018

Andrei

A wet wipe with no friends, family that love him or a loyal girlfriend. Anyone called Andrei should get their name changed asap as no girl with a working brain would decide to hump this wet towel

Hey Andrei your a fag
I know *insert any name here except andrei*

Andrei by A Bangladeshi fucking chad October 3, 2018

Andrei

The most forgetful kid ever. This guy could get into the wrong vehicle without even noticing. Very funny guy who loves to hit the vape harder than he hits the gym. His sense of humour is almost as dark as his skin, and did I mention the forgetfulness part? Who forgets to shut their truck off and roll up the windows? Great guy and hell of a time hanging out with him, everyone needs an Andrei in their friend group.

Man... he acts like such an Andrei

Andrei by ihateuglypeoplelol August 5, 2021

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Andrei

he's good at everything and that triggers you and you like him, but he doesn't like you back. and he looks better with your best friend even though they aren't dating and your heart just hurts .

Me: wOUld yOu like To gO tO hErSheY wiTh mE
Andrei: um no

Andrei by u_kno_bts?? March 10, 2019

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