I am so fucking bored 

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

I am so fucking bored by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

I am mother fucking Switzerland 

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

I am mother fucking Switzerland by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

i am getting fucking pissed off 

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.

I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!

i am getting fucking pissed off by Uncle Wilf December 18, 2005

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.

Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole by Hym Iam January 17, 2026