A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010

by Biddy July 20, 2005

A very good band that most guys don't apperciate b/c their girlfriends are too busy drooling over the hot ass lead singer/bassist Tyson Ritter and guitarist Nick Wheeler and their jelous b/c there's no way in hell that someone could look as hot as these two guys. Best song by them would have to be the Cigarette Song. So all of you need to shut the hell up and take some time and really listen to them cause they're kick ass.
by AARgeek January 22, 2004

When you're in the restaurant industry and all the random beans, Guats and other assorted minorities are off for the day...generally on a Tuesday
Hey bro, how's your day? Great man it's all American Tuesday...even though we have no dishwashers or line cooks, we are having a great day for some reason
by WallBuilder69 January 4, 2017

A Pop/Rock band originating from Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Members Nick Wheeler (Lead Guitar) and Tyson Ritter (Vocals/Bass) came from Stillwater, and recorded their first CD - Self Titled 'The All-American Rejects'- in 2002 with Tyson doing Bass and Vocals, while Nick did everything else. After a few line-up changes, they recruited Guitarist Mike Kennerty and Drummer Chris Gaylor to play with them (Both coming from Edmund, Oklahoma). Chris and Mike then became permanent members of the band. In summer 2005 The All-American Rejects released their sophomore album, Move Along. From this offering came hits such as "Dirty Little Secret", "Move Along" and "It Ends Tonight". The All-American Rejects' off and on-stage antics make them very fun people to watch and probably very fun to be around.
Members Nick Wheeler (Lead Guitar) and Tyson Ritter (Vocals/Bass) came from Stillwater, and recorded their first CD - Self Titled 'The All-American Rejects'- in 2002 with Tyson doing Bass and Vocals, while Nick did everything else. After a few line-up changes, they recruited Guitarist Mike Kennerty and Drummer Chris Gaylor to play with them (Both coming from Edmund, Oklahoma). Chris and Mike then became permanent members of the band. In summer 2005 The All-American Rejects released their sophomore album, Move Along. From this offering came hits such as "Dirty Little Secret", "Move Along" and "It Ends Tonight". The All-American Rejects' off and on-stage antics make them very fun people to watch and probably very fun to be around.
by Dr. Pepper Kid January 7, 2007

A pretty good pop/rock band, not really Punk but clsoer to Indie rock, with upbeat songs and lyrics kids can nod their heads in agreement to. Good stuff if ya ask me. NEVER have they called themselves punk, don't call them "homosexual" when they wear makeup (if they do) , last I checked that was a sexuality, NOT an insult.
"Please don't play with me, my paper heart will bleed..."
"Swing swing swing from the tangles of, my heart is crushed by a former love.."
"I'll keep you my dirty little secret, don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.."
^^All American Rejects songs
"Swing swing swing from the tangles of, my heart is crushed by a former love.."
"I'll keep you my dirty little secret, don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.."
^^All American Rejects songs
by Some Chick Named Autumn September 24, 2005

by panda September 21, 2003
