by Adopted spaghetti noodle January 4, 2020

Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.
by DeepUltraViolet December 20, 2020

Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025
