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cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"
"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."
by snacky95 December 14, 2015
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Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. He also has a big penis and is a good loyal boyfriend. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.
Me: Hey, is his name Ahmed?

Friend: It must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!
by Getyofactsright November 16, 2017
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Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.
Me: Hey, is his name Ahmed?
Friend: It must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!
by Wanabenediiiik June 21, 2011
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ahmeden

One of a kind, indestructible, caring, loving. This individual has two souls intertwined into one. The peferct pair.
Guy1: Hey, did you ever notice how in sync Ahmeden is with everything?
Girl1: Duh... lets speak the truth here, Ahmeden is honestly the coolest person you and I have ever met.

Chyeaaaaaaaaaaa!
by Ahmeden Jr. January 20, 2009
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ahmed alomair

A f*cking b**ch who will steal your girlfriend. A piece of sh*t who bites your face and back. F*ck him before he turns your life into a piece of shit. He farts about himself a lot so.
Ahmed Alomair is a dickface.
by Lost my Girlfriend January 25, 2018
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Ahmed

Ahmed is the name of a crazy, awesome, funny and sweet boy. He makes a great boyfriend and normally has curly hair. Ahmeds tend to speak more than one language.
Girl 1-Did you see what Ahmed did for his girlfriend?
Girl 2- is Ahmed the curly haired boy that is crazy?
Girl 1- Yep, that's Ahmed!
Girl 2- Yeah, I saw what he did for her, he is so sweet!
by Datgirlkaren March 14, 2015
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Ameda

A beautiful woman who is slender, funny, always smiling and generally makes you belly laugh with hilarity. She will be the only person you call when you need cheering up and despite all of the good times, she has layers and layers of sweetness and sassyness (but does not smell like an onion).. a girl who has her head screwed on and will achieve her dreams AND help you achieve yours if you'll let her. An all round superstar.
Rotunda: Can i See you tonight Lis?

Lisa: Not really Ro, i'm seeing Ameda.

Rotunda: Oh that beautiful, hilarious friend of yours? Oh i'm so glad at least i know you're guna have a good time!!
by SouthEastBoring July 20, 2011
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