*ahem*
"*ahem* oh, sorry! Just had to clear my thro- SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED TYPING AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION!!"
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Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
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Person 1: Make sure to lock your doors at night. I mean it. Check every hour to make sure it’s locked
Person 2: Why?
Akemi Keiichi: Yokoso Yarichin Bicchi Bu E!
Person 1 & 2: *inaudible screaming*
Person 2: Why?
Akemi Keiichi: Yokoso Yarichin Bicchi Bu E!
Person 1 & 2: *inaudible screaming*
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