After School Snacks

ASS
A - after
S - school
S - snacks

ima eat your After School Snacks sob

After School Snacks by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

After-School Suspension 

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)

Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.

After-School Suspension by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021

After High School Syndrome 

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

After High School Syndrome by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

after school poop 

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

after school poop by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

after school gas 

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school

I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas

after school gas by cobnainage1994 November 6, 2006

After-School Munchies 

The process in which any student from 7th grade & up feels as though they're going to die unless they consume atleast 3lbs of snack food.

"Dude Im never inviting John back over my house"!

"Why"?

"After-school, he straight up destroyed all my chips ahoy"!

"Ehh . . he probably had After-School Munchies

After-School Munchies by TNJ(; September 1, 2010

After School Munchies 

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.

Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

After School Munchies by brohemith March 18, 2010