"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"
by Charlotte June 9, 2004
A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.
Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
by RedRobish February 23, 2021
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by Delbosco October 14, 2021
this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central
the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?
guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!
guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied
this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...
guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!
guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!
guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied
this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...
guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!
by michael 123 January 10, 2008