ASB 

Allah Screaming Bastard

You ASB u shot me!! (cod4)
hahha ur dead.

ASB by uoydepari (read backwards) December 9, 2008

asb 

affiliated street bombers

me n my friends made a tagging crew up called asb

asb by dripyy March 1, 2009

ASB 

Age/Sex/BirthPlace
A different approach at ASL, but if you tell someone ASB instead, they won't know what to say.

1: what's your ASL?
2: What's your ASB?
1: -stops talking, leaves-

ASB by Jojelly October 23, 2008

ASB 

Asain Skinny Bitch

I realy like to have an ASB.

ASB by U812 June 25, 2012

ASB 

A club for the most annoying and fake polo wearing white blonde kids to feel special and to satisfy their god complex.

You did you seen those ASB kids? What a bunch of fags lmao.

ASB by Fuck ALHS ASB December 4, 2020

ASB 

attention seeking BITCH

"bruh, why she being so damn loud?"
"because shawty is ASB"

ASB by xcsss March 12, 2021

ASB bank

A bank in new zealand that is trying to replace people with with machines and computers and claims to have the best customer service when you dont actualy talk to people, because they tell you to use the atm or fast deposit bags.

teller: hi welcome to ASB bank how can i help you

client : umm id like to make a deposit

teller: have you used a fast deposit before?

client : dose goldstein use them

teller : excuse me ?

client : never mind

teller: well anyway its realy easy just fill this box in and this box in and draw a line from here to here and fill this box in and put your number here.

client: seams like alot of effort, hows this helping me ?

teller : you save 40 cents and i dont have to do anything.

client : gee thanks

ASB bank by itunes101 September 13, 2010