Adoption Center

A resturant.

Wanna go and eat some babies at the Adoption Center

by white boy conner May 24, 2022

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adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids

Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!

by vegetable_television December 26, 2010

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When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

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adoption vibes

your adopted

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you give off major adoption vibes

by your great grandpa March 28, 2022

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adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

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