Goofing on a Square

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.

"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.

by superhero75 August 25, 2010

toke a square

The act of smoking a cigarette, or "toking" it.

"Damn, Lucas is really about to go outside and toke a square!"

by Nimblefingers April 4, 2017

Turn this triangle into a square

1. A flirtatious way to inadvertently ask a group of girls to hang out
2. A phrase used to hit on multiple girls at the same time

"Hey you wanna come turn this triangle into a square?"

by Ricothemus September 19, 2020

break a square

a square is a general term used for smoking and "breaking" it, so happens to actually be smoking it.

Tim: Hey Pete! Let's go break a square.

by jayh0va217 February 25, 2010

fair for a square

A square is a cigarette, and saying I’m fair for a square is like saying yeah I’m up for a cig I want one

Person 1: Ay yo you wanna smoke?
Person 2: I’m fair for a square

by ahmedm312 May 16, 2019

bang a square

To smoke a cigarette.

I'm going to bang a square.

by Sonic b November 8, 2013

Is a square not a circle?

Is a square not a rectangle but with more pizazz

“Is the sky blue?”
“Is a square not a circle?”

by ccccccoleslaw September 23, 2025