barbie

The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.

Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"

Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!

Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"

by mark101 June 15, 2008

Barbie

A young to middle-aged woman with large fake breasts, Over pumped saline lips, Blonde Hair, A Small waist line, and usually drives a Mercedes-Benz or BMW, and is generally rich from a husband or boyfriend or both, and lives on the most Western or Eastern coasts of the United States.

She is such a "barbie" with her fake breasts and fancy car.

by Tawni Dulan April 18, 2008

barbie

a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.

i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.

dad: why are there always naked barbies laying around the house??

by pinkslips April 10, 2007

Barbie

Nickname for Dr Elliot Read (Sarah Chalke) in 'Scrubs', meaning she is hot but a bit of an airhead and clumsy as anything.

Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie.

by Steph F April 18, 2006

barbie

Nickname for a plastic whore. Also look for the word "plastic"

"Her boobs are fake, and shes anerexic... Shes a barbie!"

by Ziggurat 8 March 09, 2003

Barbie

A beautiful slut that wears tooooo much makeup and is most likely making out with your man right know 😯

Omg look at that Barbie OoooOooo she’s gonna steal your man

by Hello08 April 18, 2020

Barbie

The stupid doll that little girls play with and later grow up to be idiotic teenyboppers.

*10 years old*
Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?

Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!

*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1

Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111

Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?

Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1

Sue:LOLZ!!!11

by TheWiggidy November 01, 2003