9 to 5

An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.

Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!

by danojamo December 29, 2008

9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".

You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way

by wtfisapseudoym August 17, 2017

9 5 plus FO' pennies

when you win at dominoes bitch

9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN

by evan March 29, 2005

9 to 5 Pace

Having a full day of work. Working from 9 am to 5 pm.

And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace

by Steve Paul Jobs February 24, 2009

9 to 5 wook

A wook who actually has a job during normal hours of the day.

Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.

by beerHops26 July 7, 2017

5-9

1. a code word for codeine

Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"

Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"

by -=Rob to da 5-9=- October 1, 2008

5-9

Verb: meaning something stupid. To pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider institutionalizing you for.

Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.

Timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! From this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!

by Steve Christensen January 7, 2008