November 5

(Not) national kiss your crush day

Girl: *kisses crush*
Boy: why did you kiss me?

Girl: because it’s November 5th

by Armorysavior November 4, 2019

November 5

All girls must say yes to a boy for 6 hrs or more

Boy:hey get me that pencil please!

Girl: no get it your self
Boy:it's November 5th
Girl: ugh fine.

by Lion da best November 4, 2021

november 5

it is suck a dick day. so go out there and suck some dick;)

me: hi, u know what day it is?
girl/boy: no? what day is it?
me: it is november 5, suck a dick day... u know what to do;)

by lovetosuckdick October 19, 2019

November 5

On novemeber 5th you get to make out with your crush

Boy: hey look it’s November 5
No one:starts making out with crush

Make out with your crush on November 5 because why not

by Bigboibkane November 4, 2019

November 5

National Ignore your mean ex day.

Yay! I shouted. It's November 5 national Ignore your mean ex day
See this helps motivate me to show him I DON'T care!!!

by #Dreamer November 5, 2019

November 5

National Moan in class day the only day we’re you can moan in your moms dad teachers ear or out loud

Jim: hey Tim you know what day it is?
Tim: oh god please no it’s November 5!
Jim: MOANS

by Charmanderz November 3, 2020

November 5

National peepee day. Go get all the peepees you want

My Gay self: Jabari I want ur meat give it here
Jabari: what no
Me: It’s November 5
Jabari: Fine UwU

by Charlie1sASpider November 5, 2019