May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

by koaladrip May 29, 2021

May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

by sidnkssbdisjs November 2, 2019

may 29

people born on this day tend to be very funny and underrated. however, their life is a mess but they try their best to make it work out 😁

i heard ur birthday's may 29? need a hug?

by suckmydickuwu November 24, 2021

may 29

be nice to your gf day

hey it’s may 29! i should be nice to my gf today

by windermerepeaks May 29, 2021

May 29

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

may 29

margo day

yo what day is it today

some jap's birthday

(may 29)

by yumyum4444 October 15, 2011

May 29

When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game

On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep

by Bored hours May 29, 2021