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12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
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12 inch penis

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)
Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.
by Your mom April 4, 2003
mugGet the 12 inch penismug.

12 inch remote

when daddy has a MASSIVE BEAR COCK c;
(things were getting pretty wild at Caillou's house) "OH YES DADDY!"

....12 inch remote
by 12 INCH REMOTE! February 2, 2017
mugGet the 12 inch remotemug.

12 inch man hammer

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.
Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.
by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011
mugGet the 12 inch man hammermug.

12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.
Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel
by eveace April 12, 2011
mugGet the 12 inches of black steelmug.

12 inch on my waist

to have a knife on you
12 inch on my waist its stainless, go through chestplates(stab)
by Level 100 mafia boss January 19, 2019
mugGet the 12 inch on my waistmug.

12 inches up your mom

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........
by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021
mugGet the 12 inches up your mommug.

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