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109th base

When you celebrate the 40th time your girlfriend has changed her hair color, this week. This celebration takes the form of first starting on her bed, until it becomes clear that she is incapable of satisfying you, so you switch to the bathroom, hoping a change of scenery will somehow help her along. After three hours of her trying, she will barely get you off, then you can make jokes about her technique for the next couple hours before you leave, laughing. You then must make jokes, for years, about that one day.
You: Wow, that was lame. You really pulled off 109th base, to the letter. What's with your hair? You change it every other hour.

Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.
by Keeserat1 June 17, 2010
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144th base

for a guy, having sex 12 times in a row, each time doing something totally gross
Guy1: "Dude, I made it to 144th base last night!"
His Friend: "How many gallons of Chlorox Bleach did you use to clean the rug?"
by The U^d3rtak3r November 12, 2008
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106th base

106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose
dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
by inboxme April 4, 2010
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10th base

I just got to 10th base with my girl last night :)
by La few few September 7, 2016
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164th base

when you get a sextuple penetration with the women you love and your best mates, and cause the women of your dreams to have the biggest orgy ever recorded on pornhub.
you : yall ready for this shit , this gonna be the best 164th base ever.
male 1 : hell yeah
male 2 : she'll love the size of my dick
male 3 : can i shit in her mouth after
male 4 : why the fuck not
by Fuck Boy July 5, 2021
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