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Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Guy 1: Man.. I am so religious
Guy 2: Really? What do you believe in?
Guy 1: Space-Jesus Obi-Wan Kenobi!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

1. The art of banging high status women, especially high ranking government officials such as prime ministers, senators and former queens.

2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.
Anakin: Have you seen Padmé lately?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!