A sexuality made by cishets to make themselves feel like they’re oppressed even though they don’t actually know what it’s like to be lgbtq+
Jess: wtf is that bs, Karen said she’s a semibisexual
Nate: that’s not even a real sexuality she made it up >:(
Jess: but that invalidates bisexuals, Karen
Karen: I don’t care because I’m ignorant!
Nate: that’s not even a real sexuality she made it up >:(
Jess: but that invalidates bisexuals, Karen
Karen: I don’t care because I’m ignorant!
by Spider-queer June 04, 2020
by Crashingman May 13, 2021
An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic
Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021
No one actually uses this, using this term is a excuse to over complicate your sexuality. If you use this term, just say you are straight, gay, or lesbian.
by xin is here September 07, 2021
by cheesychad August 11, 2021
by Haiodok February 25, 2021
The paradoxical state of being straight while attracted to traps.
Suppose you are a male and you find traps attractive. Since attracted to femininity is not gay but attracted to a biological male is gay, you are both gay and not gay at the same time.
However, as you already knew they were traps, the quantum mechanic known as Schrodinger's Trap does not apply. Thus, your sexuality lean towards bisexual despite you being only attracted to the opposite sex. Rendering you SEMIBISEXUAL.
Suppose you are a male and you find traps attractive. Since attracted to femininity is not gay but attracted to a biological male is gay, you are both gay and not gay at the same time.
However, as you already knew they were traps, the quantum mechanic known as Schrodinger's Trap does not apply. Thus, your sexuality lean towards bisexual despite you being only attracted to the opposite sex. Rendering you SEMIBISEXUAL.
by A Lone Loser May 19, 2021