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Neurotypical screeching

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Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.
I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.
by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017
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Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
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Screeching Locust Blow

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This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010
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Snitching

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When someone rats out a person or group to the police for their own benefit or gain.
by diktahp August 1, 2020
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scratching narse

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to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful
"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005
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scrinchin

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The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.
"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"
by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012
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switching teams

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Going from heterosexuality to homosexuality or vice-versa

Switching Teams
My teacher got divorced and he switching teams!
by Creepypastabottles23 January 31, 2014
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