Narnia 

The smallest possibility for the size of a penis.

Bailey: "I'm above average yo"
Harry: "Fuck that, fuck you. You're more of a narnia than the original narnia"

Narnia by the great cliffoconda June 22, 2016

Narnia 

Describes a very ugly woman, derived from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - as in the Hair of a Lion, the Face of a Witch and the Body of a Wardrobe

That Anita's a right narnia

Narnia by Charlie Good Boy June 24, 2008

Narnia 

A vagina that has gone unused for quite sometime, and is therefore practically frozen over.

It's been so long since Cecilia has had sex that the poor guys finger froze when it entered the land of narnia.

Narnia by thefuckingbest302 July 30, 2011

Narnia 

The location in which you have a tough journey to but once there, you and your friends smoke some loud weed. Upon leaving it feels like you are leaving Narnia.

Yo did you hear about Narnia? It's hidden in the woods behind Brian's house.

Yeah I heard they take forever to get back from there.

Narnia by itsfuntosmoke May 28, 2015

Narnia 

A place where snowboarders and skiiers go when they fall.

Oh my God! That woman just wiped out! Welcome to Narnia bitch!

Narnia by J'MQN January 26, 2010

narnia 

A place of utter chaos where the mental state of mind is on a fantasy planet. Usually occurring when unheard of amounts of alcohol are consumed and all judgement is lost. The train to narnia departs at 12:31 am nightly on the dot. People in narnia usually act as mongoloids.

Only unicorns are ridden in narnia...STI's are too fast to get to narnia.

Obviously, when you came back from Narnia you realized you missed your flight to China!

narnia by Drew P Sack August 20, 2010

narnia 

Noun1- A magical place found by a group of adventuring stoner friends. A really cool place to go and smoke weed and relax.
Noun2- The reefer itself.

"Shitttt guyssssssss, I just got some flo, whaddaya say we get some Narnia(2) and go to Narnia(1)..."
"..Chyeaaaaaaaaaaah"
"Monkey ravaging fecal matter mackin on my phatty bitches"
"Shit I dropped the NUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug"

narnia by Mr. Narnia Man June 11, 2006