Lol

In it's day, the net abbreviation for the words "laugh out loud" and "lots of love" were both used to express true feelings.
Let's start with "Laugh Out Loud".

It is normally used, quite obviously, to imply that statement is humorous, such as;
Person 1 : I just watched (insert funny moving picture).

Person 2: Lololololololololol!!!!!11111@@@

In this example, person 2 implies that he/she is laughing at the phrase.

It's now very plain to see that Person 2 didn't even care to read the said message.

Here are the new definitions, the redifined lol.

1. I didn't care to read what you took the time to write to me, so i blurted out lol, the word that is always on the top of my mind, always to be used on message boards and all that crap.

2. I listened, but your quote lacked any humorous content. I will pretend it did to make you feel good.

3. I have nothing to say that will be of real significance to this debate/conversation, so i will pretend i know what i'm doing.

4. I really don't care.

Lots of love, my personal favourite definition, has kept it's true meaning.

The only definition...

The sender of this slang is showing that he/she loves you.
It's a sweet way, to say Lol, but sometimes i think that the sender could express it a little more, because three letters is a little cheap.

Sad Person: My cat just died...

Mindless net-geek: LOLLLLL!!11111

Girlfriend (with a life): Bye, babe, LoL.

Boyfriend (also with a life): -Speechless-

And, if you were nice enough to actually read this definition, you're my favourite. Yes, you.

by Personal Username? Too cool. July 5, 2009

lol?

An expression used when you feel something SHOULD be funny, but don't find it funny yourself

or

An expression used to convey confusion

Some Guy: lol I'm cracking halo
Another Guy: lol?

Some Guy: dude i saw sumthin weird 2day
Another Guy: lol?

by Oididoi November 7, 2004

lol

Originally meant "laughing out loud" but is now so overused that it now means "I find that vaguely amusing" also a filler word now when there is a puse in the conversation or the person is lost for a response, or they are too stupid or lazy to think of one.

A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: lol

by philanthropic arsonist December 28, 2005

lol)

A happy face that has been bred with a lol.
It may be used in moments where a normal lol is not up to standards.

Man 1: Dude look at this cat eating a fish

Man 2: Lol)

by mmmsnsna December 30, 2008

lol

It stands for "laughing out loud." A slight irony to this definition is that generally people don't literally laugh out loud. That's reserved for other acronyms such as, but not limited to, LMMFAO, LMAO, ROTFLMAO, etc. Lol is most commonly used as a slience breaker, a reply to a joke that is SUPPOSED to be funny but really isn't, or an answer to an uncomfortable or random statement that one couldn't think of a better response to.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: umm..
Person 2: uh.....
Person 1: lol

Example 2:
Person 1: I like to pick my nose and then massage the boogers on my anal orifice
Person 2: lol

Example 3:
Person 1: I got fired from my job today, got dumped, contracted HIV, lost an eye, got caught masturbating in the elementary school parking lot then shot the cop who tried to arrest me
Person 2: lol

by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005

.lol

The ultimate in stupidity, its is a bastardization of the word lol (laugh{ing} out loud). It is used by only the most ignorant and desperate of users. Avoid at all costs.

i am a gud staffer.lol

by ilt03 October 10, 2008

lol...

Laughing out "loud"...quietly and drawn out.
Laughing but not thinking whatever the comment was, was funny.

Person A: "You're kind of cute you know that?"
Person B: "Oh... thanks.. lol.."

Person A: "YOUR MOM IS A CHICKEN SALAD"
Person B: "lol..." (oi.. what a moron.)

by LadyVindictive May 17, 2005