queer as a two dollar bill

Direct insult. Pertaining to but not a sexual insult to any gender or sexual orientation. Anything cheesy or corny may also be refered to as bbeing queer as a two dollar bill

He was wearing a fanny pack at the zoo which I thought to be as queer as a two dollar bill!

by PeteyFulma February 22, 2014

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

two puck of shaku

2pac shakur made into a food/.blank#variations of beep.
Just trying to making his name sound like "two pots of sha-kur", "two pack of shaku", "tupah shakoo", "too pasha screw", or whatever else so long as it makes an impression.

"To park cha car" could be made into "Tupak shakaah", which sounds like the rappers name
?: What are those sl(O_o)ts for?
!: Tupak shakaah!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg December 12, 2007

Two Girls One Dinosaur

The act of two girls having sex with a dinosaur

Cindy- i want your dinosaur cock
Amber- yeah gerorge fuck me
George The Dinosaur- rawr
Amber- oh yeah It turns me on when you rawr. Lets do two girls one dinosaur
Cindy-mmmmm,great idea

by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 11, 2013

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

Is ( aka ) a Swingman or Dunkadelic Swingman. The most versitle and explosive player in the NBA or major collegiate level. Is generally 6'6 to 6'8 in height with power, skills, and athleticism.

LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, and the Legendary Michael Jordan are the best Dunkadelic Swingman to ever play in the NBA.

by Derrick E. Vaughan May 18, 2005

two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006