get her blocked

a term in norn iron meaning getting a girl hammered of her head on probably buckfast or something and then have your mates urge you or someone to proper shag her
oh aye mate go on get her blocked
by oliver walker December 20, 2022
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borrow her lip gloss

Kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. As J.K. Rowling put it in her Harry Potter books; snogging. See also: pash
Yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.
by Pour Youdonym May 08, 2017
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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
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mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 April 12, 2018
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jhong her

A literal God. Mythic Drunk God of the Uchiha
Jhong as the Mythical Drunk God , has arrived and disguise as Jhong Her
by hearless November 23, 2021
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Lyin Bout Her Crib

A chick who you think is doin the damn thing, has her own shit only to find out she lives with her man.
This bitch is lyin bout her crib livin wit her nigga everytime im ova she hidin all his pictures hidin all his clothes hidin all his shoes i can fuck dis bitch dis bitch is bad news

Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers
by Athbabe!! December 13, 2009
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