Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.
Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.
by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020
Get the Sammug. (Make)Sam is a handsome guy with beautiful eyes who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. If you happen to run into a comforting Sam, don’t let him go and make sure you become best friends with him. You might not get to see a Sam like him again.
Doris: who is that guy who is sitting with that lonely person?
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018
Get the Sammug. by QuanHosa October 2, 2019
Get the Sammug. A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
Get the Sammug. 
