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Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.
Jacob is kinda cool
by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018
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Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023
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Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
by qwefera March 28, 2022
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Jacob

A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time
Hey look it’s Jacob with his dog
by Jacob.dog_distroyer July 30, 2021
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Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton
by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019
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