Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.
by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018

by eliesa, jacobs girlfriend May 24, 2022

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

by qwefera March 28, 2022

A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time
by Jacob.dog_distroyer July 30, 2021

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019
