This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
Get the Jacob Fortinmug. is an annoying loud person but a very hard worker at heart and can be very sweet once you get to know him. But he can also be lazy at times and very crazy. VERY ADDICTED TO NICOTINE!!. Normally tall and skimpy, can fit into any crowd, definitely a party person. LOVES HIS VIDEO GAMES!!. Definitely puts family first , adores animals but can be a bit rough with them at times also very forgetful, can’t focus on multiple things at one time.
by Kenzie did July 24, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is really nice and hes funny name something goofy and hes like qwandaledingle. he loves to play video games with friends. alltho he can be savage and get intense and he will roast the shit out of you only if you get on his bad side. hes a gentleman when in a relationship and will protect you if your friend is named jacob your lucky.
by foxytime2345 January 3, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020
Get the National ignore Jacob daymug. by newWordQueen25 October 9, 2025
Get the Show us ya jacobsmug. Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.
*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022
Get the Jacob McGuiganmug. Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.