douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011

Douche Canoe

SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT

DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA

by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011

Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009

Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.

Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.

by NMFSD February 20, 2011

douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011