western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020

snake

a fake person, commonly used in sentences or phrases like, "she's a snake" "🐍"

" such a fake person, she's a snake, ain't fucking with 🐍🐍🐍 bruh"

by rapun$elth0t September 7, 2017

Snake

Someone who would betray a good friend over something trivial for their own benefit.

Ryan totally chucked Thomas under the bus today so he could get a free dinner ticket from Annemarie... he's such a snake!

by Boabby Bang Bang August 29, 2023

snake

People with small ears are very annoying and talk sh*t about you all the time.eat rats

Coach"why did u skip practic
Snake"I had to baby sit"(lie)
Rat "he had to go take a Shit"(truth)

by Blacksnake123 March 6, 2017

Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022

angry snake

when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake

john: i gave a sally a angry snake last night i screamed her mothers name
zack: cool dude

by forkman11 March 12, 2022

Snake bucket

Female genitalia, vagina

Check out the beef curtains on that snake bucket!

by Snakebucket420 August 17, 2024