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Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”
by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021
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Snake

Someone who looks and acts innocent to appear harmless but later bites you when you're not looking.

Some traits of snakes:

1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them randi (whore).
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.

Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.

Eg. T-Rex
Person 1: Stay away from him. He's a snake.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
by Idontliketrading September 27, 2021
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Snake slamNjam

“A snake slamNjam” is when a young picks up a rattlesnake and puts his penis into it, then after doing so you will proceed to shove the rattlesnake up your asshole and dig your own grave.
Poor alex died to the snake slamNjam, wanna go munt him?
by GuntSmasherC25P September 30, 2025
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Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
by Fuc biden May 27, 2021
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Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022
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Snake

1. Someone with the name Claire, Emma, or Maddie.
"Claire is such a snake."
by Drillby May 11, 2018
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Snake bite

When someone inserts lemon juice anally, then and another person sucks it out of their anus followed by a shot of tequila.
"Last night we tried something new, its called the snake bite"
by GreenWeenie6100 January 5, 2022
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