slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.

john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !

by k muula April 10, 2009

One slap chap

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.

Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap

by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021

Dirty Pimp-slap

The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.

I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.

by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011

Alabama Titty Slap

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.

Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap

by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016

Baltimore Bitch Slap

The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”

Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”

by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019

Bicth slapped

Getting bitch slapped is when you get slapped so hard it feels like Will Smith slapped the piss out of your funky ass

Person 1: "Did you hear what happed to Grady?" Person 2: "What?" Person 1: "He got Bicth Slapped by Caleb!"

by ERROE40482 June 1, 2022

Spoon Slap

A word of over all dirty thoughts.
Has multiple meanings of a persons feelings at the time.

We should go Spoon Slap in the closet.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.

by life saver July 20, 2008