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Ninjas

- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands

- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.

- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
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Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old
"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"
by therealpanix December 12, 2018
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Ninja

A god at Fortnite with over 1000 wins
Ninja is one of the best Fortnite players on Earth
by Memez Dreamz December 13, 2018
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Ninja fanboy

by FeaR lava December 20, 2018
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snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
by weeweeweapon December 21, 2018
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Ninja

A fortnite streamer popular with virgins and squeaky little kids using they’re parents credit card to buy skins
Do you watch ninja”
No because I’m not a pussy”
by Purplethunder115 January 1, 2019
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Ninja

The original source of Ligma. Being the creator of it, he was able to shut it down.
"Hey Jacob, I played with Ninja!"
"Oh fuck off I'm at school."
by Obviously Fake Name January 4, 2019
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