mad pooper

An anonymous individual who commonly poops above the water line, leaving more poop than is flushed.

I went to use the restroom and the back of the toilet was covered in splatter. The Mad Pooper had struck again!

by goose007 December 27, 2016

mad-catting

Hanging with your brother and his girlfriend.

I made dinner for my brother and his girlfriend Jayna. I was mad-catting.

by LibrariesAndsuch March 12, 2014

Mads

The person with a bigger cock then Alyssa.

Is that Mads did you hear they have a horse Cock

by MadsHorseCock August 28, 2022

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

mads and kels

Two girls who are the funniest girls when together. They can make eachother laugh but when they argue, things can go very down hill but luckily, they don’t argue much. Kels and Mads are super pretty girls who both have boys falling left and right for them

guy 1: Bro! Have u Seen Mads and Kels
guy2: yeh. they’re so pretty bro

by broski752 November 30, 2019

Mads

Mads is super hot, and a lot of girls love him. He is cute, a bad boy and also caring. If he has a crush on someone then hes happy. He has some hard times to. He likes to game, and hang out with friends. If you get a crush on him, then your never gonna get over him. He Can be the perfect boyfriend. His first letter in the name is M and his soulmates first letter is K. Like in Karol, Kathrine, Karoline or something else.

Did you see Mads?
Yes hes so god Damn hot!
Whos that girl tho?
Thats Karoline?

by Shay_lin November 29, 2020

mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.

Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.

by fatherjeans February 25, 2021