I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

got chicked

A guy getting beat in an athletic feat by a girl/woman.

Joe was thinking he was a bad ass as he showed his bros he could do 10 pull ups at the gym. Fit woman asks if she could work in, does 15 perfect pull ups. Joe's bros told him he got chicked

by Packerjohn September 21, 2013

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

ain't got

Do not have the

Kanye said, you ain't got the answers sway

by John the fapper September 11, 2021

Gots

A boy who drinks away his soul but something hilarious always results from it. Girl issues are not unusual but inside he is sweet and kind-spirited. Always down for some good food and chilling/relaxing.

That guy Gots is one hell of a vibe! Never disappoints whenever we go out!

Wanna smash?!

by poppadomslmao November 21, 2021

You got shagged

When someone’s been done-over or been an idiot

When someone’s been ‘ripped off’ then you got shagged

by Zwel October 22, 2017

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023