Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Ghetto

Slang for low-income housing

"Son, if you keep getting bad grades in school, then you 're gonna start living in the ghetto"

by 505_gaming October 2, 2019

Inna d’La Ghetto

Known as daddy Yankees chief marketing personal general promoter of all his concerts for many years in the dmv

Inna d’La Ghetto

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Ghetto

Being ranked anything under platinum 5000 in IM Master Academy

You’ve been a P150 for 6 months already. That’s pretty ghetto

by Rubixcubejr23 February 27, 2021

Ghetto Brilliant

This is when someone puts together a very questionable but hilarious idea and it has been shown that they have put a lot of thought and planning behind it.

An example of Ghetto Brilliant would be tricking people into buying alcohol for a party that you are having, but they really think they are buying it for another purpose.

by Chod-Master September 30, 2010

suburban ghetto

someone who acts very ghetto but was born in the suburbs. they're the most annoying people ever

"Xavier is acting suburban ghetto"

by wenismaster March 1, 2022

ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.

Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".

by KT Andrews February 23, 2013