A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
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Get the fake donny fans mug.A packers fan is a person who wears toilet colors and eats a steady diet of cheese, beer, and penis. They can often be recognized by their morbid obesity, lack of teeth, a block of cheese on their head, and a Busch lite in their hand. Warning: be cautious when approaching a packers fan, they may try to rape you after knocking you out with their horrendous blend of smells: beer, moldy cheese, BO, and unwashed ass. These creatures are often rabid and have been found to be strongly sexually attracted to close family members, mostly sisters.
Lions fan: "Holy shit, look at that fatass! Why is he wearing cheese on his head? Oh my God, he just kissed his sister!"
Bears fan: "Wow, I can smell him from here. That must be a Packers fan."
Bears fan: "Wow, I can smell him from here. That must be a Packers fan."
by Cakedup69 January 17, 2024
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Get the Fan Service;《¤》 mug.Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333
“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024
Get the Elliot smith number one fan mug.When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.
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