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by Absolute swaglord February 11, 2022
Get the Sam and Nova mug.He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life
Sam: are you ok?
Friend:
Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
Friend:
Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
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