half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

Half-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half Spock

Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.

My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.

by kindofathingbutnotreallythough June 19, 2013

half-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's half-sibling.
2. The half-sibling of one's parent-in-law.

My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

croydon half

Drinking term to describe ordering two pints of beer and downing the first before the barman has completed pouring the second.

I was so thirsty, I had a Croydon half while I was getting that round.

by Reddbird November 7, 2015

half-granduncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-granduncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-great-great-niece

Half-sibling's great-granddaughter.

half-great-great-niece.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024