An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.
Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.
Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.
I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.
by Tstretch January 13, 2025

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024

by BloopMinaj August 6, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020

Analingus was performed.
by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022
